i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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You made out with two different species that night
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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