i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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