No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she told me i tasted like america
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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