I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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