Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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