That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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