Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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