I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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