No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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