If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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