I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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