i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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