WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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