you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
My ass is underappreciated
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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