how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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