Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
NoShamevember. You game?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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