Your tits are I can't wait for
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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