what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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