You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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