I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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