Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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