I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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