hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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