dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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