so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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