it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The Olympian is in my bed
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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