bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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