is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
