What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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