I wanna bring you to show and tell
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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