so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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