i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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