so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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