if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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