Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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