we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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