weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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