"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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