Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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