he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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