I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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