and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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