Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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