Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
19 Movie Extras Reveal What It’s Like To Work With Celebrities
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
These Are 23 Of The Most Uncomfortable Questions You Can Ask
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend