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need another drink. this is the easiest way

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(248): need another drink. this is the easiest way http://tfl.nu/e4gk

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How did you manage that?

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Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

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lol... jersey girls rock

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(203): How did you manage that? (860): Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis (203): lol... jersey girls rock http://tfl.nu/qjnw

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I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept

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(773): I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept http://tfl.nu/49pe

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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.

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(315): the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time. http://tfl.nu/zyda

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eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet

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(918): eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet http://tfl.nu/8959

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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

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(301): she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break http://tfl.nu/l0jq

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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

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(301): Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job http://tfl.nu/jdmg

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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"

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(713): He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality" http://tfl.nu/r05f

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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.

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(908): I think I actually have rug burn on my eye. http://tfl.nu/mvqe

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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.

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(678): All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know. http://tfl.nu/jvfd

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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.

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(573): I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed. http://tfl.nu/ml69

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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.

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(405): Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk. http://tfl.nu/bh9n

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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.

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(406): I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest. http://tfl.nu/pzd0

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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.

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(+42): I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico. http://tfl.nu/klt7

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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree

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(716): Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree http://tfl.nu/2wro

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