i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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I love having hate sex.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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