god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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