walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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