you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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