don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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