i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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