guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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