his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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