she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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