We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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