Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
