i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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