The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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